It only seems fitting to return to this blog a year after it's inception. To revisit the goings on would be moot. So...let's go forward, shall we?
I called in sick today after stubbing my toe whilst extracting myself from a purple latex thong I wore to bed. It seemed only fair. I couldn't wear it to work again. Too many people taking notice of my man-toe. That is embarrassing considering the effort it took to cram it all in there. I did buy a small after all, so it only seems fitting that it not be fitting.
Had a morning-mare of me yelling at my mother for letting herself into a house I have never been in, after she had taken my ex-wife's dog to the vet to get another chip placed in his ear. He already had one, but that didn't matter to her as she had been sent on this errand by the ex herself. She wouldn't listen to me and had chosen to be on the side of my ex, who oddly enough was not there. Hell, why was I there? Mother had chosen the ex over her own son, which is why I was yelling.
"Some mornings it is just not worth chewing through the leather straps" Emo Phillips
I am having an "Emo" sort of day. Random, meaningless, apathetic...but in a comical, falsetto sort of way.
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